Male Tears

A term that has been used since before 2012 to mock how much entitled men cry when women do or say anything that makes their sense of privilege feel even slightly threatened. But that in the last couple of years, men have attempted to change to mean sperm (even though there is no evidence of the term ever having been used for that previously). Because they have to undermine every single thing that women do.

the term 'man tears' has been used very rarely to mean sperm. But it is a different term to 'male tears' (the clue is in the way the words are not the same), and even that had originated with another meaning before being hijacked by sperm-obsessed men.
Neckbearded crybaby: I have to sit like that on the train. My balls are too big to sit like a normal, polite person
Educated woman: Male tears are delicious!
Neckbearded crybaby: Waah Waah. You're mean!
by Haru Yasumi October 03, 2018
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" Last night I spread my male tears all over Jennifer's face, after she gave me an around the world and head."
by Blight Hatred September 06, 2014
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Male Tears

1. Guys acting like they encounter sexism in an inherently patriarchal community.
2. Male butthurt over social justice.
Susan: I found an article stating that toxic masculinity is bad for the community.
Melanie: Prepare for "Male Tears"
by frito1 January 17, 2019
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When men, particularly MRAs whine over trivial things, we say this word. This term was used long before MRAs decided to add it to Urban Dictionary and change the definition. They changed it because they are easily offended by everything.
Sean: Scott was upset that Jenna only wanted to be friends. He ranted on Facebook about how he was a nice guy and that life's not fair. It was a pretty angry rant.

Casey: Well, rejection is a part of life. Some men act like they're entitled to women. Mmmmm, male tears.
by XiggyMoondust January 17, 2016
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1. Men acting as if they experience sexism in an inherently patriarchal society.
2. Male butthurt over social justice.
Person 1: "But what about custody legislation?"
Person 2: "Stop with the male tears please."
by varyaner January 05, 2015
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Bill, hey Ron have you seen those pictures of those radical feminist drinking mugs that say male tears?

Ron, yeah why do you ask?
Bill, because male tears means sperm.
by Ultraman Nexus July 25, 2017
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Initially, a slang for the produce of male reproductive system, which is semen. This, however, has occasionally been accompanied with a controversy where apparently female internet users (mostly of Twitter and Tumblr), who had no prior knowledge of the collocation's meaning were baited into bying merchandise designed by (allegedly 4chan) trolls, displaying the said words, followed by sudden and unpleasant discovery of the definition of them. A mass hysteria was caused, following by some heavily moderated popular websites posting their own definition of the phrase in question, which is literal and often claimed as original. This has gone as far as some of the victims trying to copypaste the latter to The Urban Dictionary to try and override the existing descriptions.
- Lol I have this groupmate Olga, you know what she posted yesterday on Twitter?
- I don't have an acc there. What was it anyway.
- She flexed a "male tears" mug
- No way
- I know right? Shall we tell her?
- Lmao I'll pretty sure she'll figure out herself soon enough
by funde kudasai February 05, 2022
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