A "friend" who heals emotionally bleeding hearts, but gets no credit, ass, or respect; A woman's bitch.
Female: "Oh my god, X, no one will EVER hook up with me!"
Male tampon: "Y, you are so hot, you should have no problem hooking up"
Female: "Would you hook up with me?"
Male tampon: "yeah, i would"
Female: "ew. i would never hook up with you. You're my "Friend""
Male tampon (to himself): "bitch."
Male tampon: "Y, you are so hot, you should have no problem hooking up"
Female: "Would you hook up with me?"
Male tampon: "yeah, i would"
Female: "ew. i would never hook up with you. You're my "Friend""
Male tampon (to himself): "bitch."
by Male Tampon October 3, 2006
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