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Malak The Mal 

Malak is the best person their is she is very underestimated she is also very self aware and observant, she has a habit of predicting the future and very strong intuition, Mal suffers from many mental illnesses, very intelligent and smart. Mal had a traumatic child hood, she has high standards for her self . she has trust issues, anger issues, severe anxiety, depression, ADHD, bipolar, eating disorders, OCD, and basically everything else. Mal's goal in life is to become successful and well known as very powerful intelligent person. Mal has lost lots of people which is why she isn't as welcoming and happy to be friends anymore, mal is also a sociopathic and very very empathic. she very mature for her age nd felt a lot of pain. thank you for you time.
Malak The Mal by MalakTheMal November 29, 2020
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Malak the egg 

Malak is a bad bitch who is intelligent, a girl boss, funny and emo queen but she’s also a big giant goofy ahh egg
Malak the egg is the emo queen girl boss

The Malik 

A sexual position for vaginal intercourse in which the woman lays on her back with her legs onto of the mans shoulder and the man is on his knees pounding his penis deep inside. This position is key to orgasmic pleasure for a woman as it gets the penis to press against the walls of the vagina, the most sensitive part of the interior.

*WHEN A MAN IS READY TO CUM YOU WANNA MAKE SURE YOU PUT BOTH FEET ON ONE SHOULDER AND THEN YOU CAN SLIDE YOUR PENIS IN THROUGH THE SIDE OF THE VAGINA*
Man: “I’m gonna perform the Malik on you.”
Woman: “Ooh,” *gets wet*
Man: “We better use protection.”

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《¤》Saheem Malik Arisesisa Aresisesa Static Shock From Detective Comics In The United States Of America And Omoi From Naruto: Shippuden In The Country Of Japan《¤》 

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