If there's been a drop in the level of hygiene in our bumcrack area; following mild
accidental weeping or the 'rubbing in' of 'post-poo' poo with
toilet paper; there becomes a
potential risk of 'making gravy', if exercise occurs during this state and sweat ventures into the bumcrack, the subsequent mix of sweat and poo can result in a state of 'making gravy'.