When you dump such a massive deuce
that it piles out to the water. The brown tip of the shitberg
only hints at the volume of nastiness lurking in the depths.
J- Oh man, I just crapped out a shitberg
that could sink the Titanic
B- I'll never let go Jack, I'll never let go! Blahahaha!
The elegant act of meeting up a hizzy
for Mexican food, getting some coffee afterward, and slipping some Ex-lax into her toasty beverage. As the mixture of Tacos, Coffee and Ex-lax ferment in her stomach, you hurry her home and partake in some good old-fashioned butt sex
. The result should be a chocolaty good time
Sammy- So I knew my date with Melinda was gonna be a fuckin' bore last night, so I decided to go for the Mudd Dobber
Bill- O yea? Did she poop
all over the place?
Sammy- Well, I got pink eye
and my comforter is now camouflage, but it was a dirty ol' time for sure!
The inexplicable draw of one person's eyes to another person's iPhone. One will peep in just to see what the other person is up to, and then likely look away once caught.
Sammy- "Dude, what the hell?!"
Ronnie- "Huh. wha what??"
Sammy- "You were clearly just iPeeping my iPhone. Stop it or I will fart in your supper!"