makin' bears 

(adj.) Going poop. Describing the big and brown characteristics of poop.

It is a derivative of GREASY GROWLERS

Q: "Where did Jim go?"
A: "Oh he's in the bathroom, makin' bears"

makin' bears by Bryan St. Bryan May 18, 2009

Makin' Bears 

The art of taking an poo. Popularized by 7-time Sexiest Jewish Man Alive, Dan Avidan.

Me: Imma go make sum bears :)

Joe Nutz: But we gotta go!

Me: Make da bears hehe

Joe Nutz: You can't make bears here! NOOOO!

Me: :D I'm makin' bears!

Makin' Bears by DuctTapeForever January 26, 2023

making bears 

taking a shit

I think I need to go make bears before we go out, honey.

making bears by cameltoe55 September 13, 2003

Making Bears 

To shit.

I will be making bears now, watch the giraffe while I enter the warp rocket

Making Bears by GIVE ME MY PLUNGER BACK November 3, 2019

Making Bears 

Another way of saying you're taking a shit.

"Aw man, one second bro. I gotta make bears and release them into the forest real quick."

"Gerald has been in there making bears for hours!"

Making Bears by Shitasstitsmcgee May 13, 2022

making polar bears 

taking a shit on a cold toilet seat

I went to make bears at 3am last night but I was making polar bears instead cause that shit was freezing.

making polar bears by Mistakeandahalf November 23, 2020