One of the many brands of cheap vodka or "rotgut", but Majorska is surprisingly better tasting than the competition. It is 80 proof, but also comes in 100 proof bottles. Almost always bought by the handle (1.75 L) due to it's pricetag of around $10-$14. Known respectively by many for its distinctive triple crown. Mass consumption may cause one to become "jorsked."
Yo, i only got $15 and I need to get 10 people drunk...no prob, get a bottle of 100 proof Majorska...thx man.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'