Mainvid-19

You don't START your pandemic with ALL your best players... you END with them!

Covid-19 is just that, a "Co", a helper "vid", an assistant vid, a copilot vid, it is a "not ready for prime time" vid, it is the "fluffer" vid for many major molecular level death sprees. The VP to any Prez. The Teller for every Penn. "Radar" to any MASH Colonel.

Mainvid-19 is the one to watch out for. Covid-19 is a mere distraction in comparison. Its only purpose is to grab our attention for the main act.

Covid-19 was only the opening act, and will rate just a minus 5 on a scale of 1 to 10, death rate wise.

Mainvid-19 may end life on earth as we knew it, leaving single cel amoebas to restart that long evolutionary climb to becoming a burger flipper.

In 2021, Public redemption for Republicans who felt tainted by Trump's constant claims that Covid-19 is a scam came when Mainvid-19 arrived in February, and in its first days produced a Twin Towers box score each HOUR. 80,000 deaths every day. The light bulbs shone bright over every Republican's head, Trump had NOT lied about the pandemic being fake after all. He meant only that Mainvid-19 had not got here yet, he created the Co vaccine himself, and whenever Mainvid-19 arrives, it's on Biden's watch!

Mainvid-19 by You rReal Name December 21, 2020

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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