thirty secks

In reference to a quickie. Sexual intercourse lasting only 30 seconds due to lack of time.

we didn't have much time, so we just had thirty secks.

by chuck_diesel January 21, 2008

Maintenance

in reference to a hand-job, (aka handie)
handy-man does mantenance.

we couldn't fuck because her mom was awake in the next room, so i let her give me some maintenance.

by chuck_diesel January 21, 2008