Maine South High School 

A school in Park Ridge IL where girls Freshman-Senior are always drinking white claws and doing it raw

Ethan: Did you see that drunk girl walking around?

Anthony: She must go to Maine South High School!

Maine South High School by Not_A_Joke May 8, 2021

Maine South High School 

A High School in Park Ridge, IL. Most known for their intense drug use and distribution on school grounds. Seniors there beat up Freshman in the woods nearby. They also have a good football team but who really cares about that.

Ryan: Hey, wanna hang out?
Any sensible girl: No! You go to Maine South High School

Maine South High School by Ginger Sneaker Head November 22, 2021

maine south high school 

Where you are asked the question at least 5 times a day "can i hit your j?"

Johnny: "Yo can I hit your J?"
Mark: "I don't have it."
Johnny:"BULL SHIT MARK!"
Mark: Its maine south high school dude

maine south high school by jenwar November 14, 2017

Maine South High School 

A school in the upper-middle class Chicago suburb of Park Ridge. According to a school research survey, around 72% of the Class of 2025 has experienced/is experiencing drug addiction (including nicotine and marijuana.)

Maine South High School is known for creating drug-addicted & depressed students, that somehow end up in Ivy league schools.

Maine South High School by theboiway December 5, 2022

Maine South Hawks 

One of the best high school teams in Illinois and the nation, has won state championships in the 1995, 2001, and most recently, the 2008 seasons. The 2008 season ended with a perfect 14-0 record, a first for the program. The Hawks have also qualified for the IHSA playoffs every year since 1992, and are still going strong. Their biggest rivals in their confrence are the New Trier Trevians and The Glenbrook South Titans.

Mike: Dude, you going to Kyle's party tonight?

Jimmy: No way! I'm going to go root for our team! Maine South Hawks! Whoooo! Hawk yea, baby!

Maine South Hawks by Twitchyfingers September 11, 2009

Maine South Bathroom 

The beginning of "who took a shit in the juul room"

I just got stained in the Maine South Bathroom

Maine South Bathroom by gangweoutthisbutch October 10, 2018

University of Southern Maine 

This school is somehow better then every other university in the state and at the same time is worse then every other school in the country.
The first year I went here there was a "Party in the woods" I didn't go, but apparently the cops were going to bust the party.
The teachers are always new hires and don't know how to teach at all.
Some of them don't even teach the class and just showed slide shows, making the students have to learn the material by themselves.
Somehow 30% of people actually managed to graduate.

The most you can say is that you learned nothing from this school.

Me: Hey, guess what? I graduated!
Friend: Awesome, what school did you go to?
Me: The University of Southern Maine.
Friend: oh.... congrats?

University of Southern Maine by IsomehowDidntFail October 30, 2019