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weaboo for my wife

This is mai waifu ^_^

mai waifu by Surhta April 8, 2007

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Mai Waifu

Weeaboo term meaning "Please punch me in the face." Whenever you hear these two words spoken you should help them with their request.

Weeaboo: OHAI ITS MAI WAIFU :3 :3 SAY HELLO

Person 1: *punches in face*

Weeaboo: NOOOOOWAIFUUUUUU *runs away*

Mai Waifu by MileyFan2004 December 29, 2013

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mai waifu

what lonely basement dwellers use to release their emotions on instead of finding what some of us outsiders call "real women"

Basement Dweller: Have you met mai waifu Haruki yet?
Me: Ew gross you weeb get a real woman!

mai waifu by GrinReaperX May 20, 2015

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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