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magic bean 

another term for clitoris, but can also be used for the vagina in general.
"can you believe she got some magic bean last night?"
magic bean by plantmomaha July 31, 2017

Magic Bean 

My damn magic bean is wet!

When she was changing, I saw her magic bean.
Please use my magic bean!
Magic Bean by Paper Hat December 4, 2023

Magic Bean Salesman 

The stife ass dude who sits around Hyrule tripping on magic beans that cost more everytime you buy them. He is probably the chillest dude in all of Hyrule.
Guy: Dude I just copped a fat Magic Bean from that Magic Bean Salesman. We can go plant it and pull a sword out of the ground so that seven years later we can fly around on a big leaf!
Guy 2: Are you sure that you just planted it?
Magic Bean Salesman by fuzzy473 September 8, 2009

magic bean juice 

Caffeinated Coffee if it’s decaf, it’s not magic.
Drinking magic bean juice keeps me in a good mood and also keeps intrusive thoughts away.
magic bean juice by WolfPoet December 17, 2023

Magic Jelly Bean 

Jenny always reached orgasm every time the Magic Jelly Bean got involved in the action.
Magic Jelly Bean by PoOpa FoOker November 7, 2015

Magic jelly bean 

A birth control pill
When you don’t wanna say “birth control pill” you can say magic jelly bean
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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