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Magic Bean 

The female clit in a swollen, engorged condition caused by manual or partner stimulation.
Tanya worked her lover Mary's magic bean until Mary exploded in a massive, screaming, squirting orgasm.
Magic Bean by Eaton Holgoode July 2, 2009
Words you can keep

magic bean 

another term for clitoris, but can also be used for the vagina in general.
"can you believe she got some magic bean last night?"
magic bean by plantmomaha July 31, 2017

Magic Bean 

My damn magic bean is wet!

When she was changing, I saw her magic bean.
Please use my magic bean!
Magic Bean by Paper Hat December 4, 2023

Magic Bean Salesman 

The stife ass dude who sits around Hyrule tripping on magic beans that cost more everytime you buy them. He is probably the chillest dude in all of Hyrule.
Guy: Dude I just copped a fat Magic Bean from that Magic Bean Salesman. We can go plant it and pull a sword out of the ground so that seven years later we can fly around on a big leaf!
Guy 2: Are you sure that you just planted it?
Magic Bean Salesman by fuzzy473 September 8, 2009

magic bean juice 

Caffeinated Coffee if it’s decaf, it’s not magic.
Drinking magic bean juice keeps me in a good mood and also keeps intrusive thoughts away.
magic bean juice by WolfPoet December 17, 2023

Magic Jelly Bean 

Jenny always reached orgasm every time the Magic Jelly Bean got involved in the action.
Magic Jelly Bean by PoOpa FoOker November 7, 2015

Magic jelly bean 

A birth control pill
When you don’t wanna say “birth control pill” you can say magic jelly bean
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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