A Magnogo is a crypto investor that sold at the worst point possible.

The term "Magnogo" originated when a Telegram user called "Magnegro" bought 2k USD of $AKITA tokens soon after the crypto currency was launched, he owned 1% of all $AKITA. At the ATH his 90B tokens were worth 880k USD, but Magnegro sold at the bottom and is just able to buy a second hand car. Three days later, the price of $AKITA went X 5. Soon dozens of memes were made by the Telegram community, dubbing "Magnegro" into "Magnogo".

"Yo Dawg, did you HODL your crypto?"
'Nah man, I sold at the bottom'
"Wow, you're such a Magnogo"

Magnogo by Savage Perov May 8, 2021

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magoogling

To search for an item with your prescription glasses off.

I was magoogling for my car keys for an hour, then as soon as I put my glasses on, I could see they were right there.

magoogling by Merchnhop April 4, 2017

Magoogoo

A small African refugee child, living in a western country. Often found stealing food.

Fuck! that Magoogoo just stole my lunch!

Magoogoo by jiveturkey2904 April 29, 2011

Magog

1) (n) A stout and sturdy dwarf.
2) (n) Drummer for Nanaimo metal band "Magog's Deception"

Magog tore it up at the show, literally.

Magog by Kerington industries September 25, 2005

Magog's Deception

1(n) Nanaimo metal group featuring the drumming of Magog
2(v) The act of Magog decieving people into believing that he isn't a dwarf when in fact he clearly is.
3(n) A bunch of crap

Magog's Deception failed in deceiving everyone.

Magog's Deception by Kerington Industries October 16, 2005

Mr. Magoogles

The frog school mascot in 'Max Keeble's Big Move' that Troy McGinty (Noel Fisher) is afraid of.

Mr. Magoogles is the most hated mascot of all time.

Mr. Magoogles by Mr. Smoutch March 24, 2011

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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