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Maddie kashiwagi 

Madison Kashiwagi is a gorgeous woman that glows even in the darkest nights, the aura emitted by her jaw dropping beauty shines brighter than the sun. The angelic and divine feeling you get by even being near her or talking with her will make you feel better than any drug known to man. She is a strong woman that has overcome a lot of troubles in her days but she always finds a way to persevere. Her kindness touches the soul of even the darkest of hearts like myself and even for a man like me she makes the colors a little more vibrant, the sounds a little more clear, the food a little bit better. Sharing any experience with her is the closest thing you’ll get to heaven on earth. She finds a way to care about everybody sometimes more than herself and that selflessness has caused her pain but deep down the strong stunning independent woman in her can handle pain unlike no other and when she cares about you it’s a care comfort and compassion you would hate to lose. Madison Kashiwagi mostly know as maddog can brighten anyone’s day by a simple smile and she is always someone you can depend and lean on although it’s hard for her to do the same with others. She continues to grow and learn and every single step she’s taken is one in the right direction she has done nothing but get better and glow brighter she will always be someone worth dying and living for she will always be a home and a safe space and most of all maddog will always be someone deserving of the deepest love.
“Yo bro who’s that”
“That’s Maddie Kashiwagi”

“BRO NO WAY HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW HER SHE IS LITERALLY THE COOLEST PERSON ON THE PLANET”
“dude ik
Maddie kashiwagi by asauno July 22, 2023
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Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026