A Fake Mangasim is when a man can't ejaculate after a timely session of deep penetration whilst intoxicated.
‘I was going for gold after getting back from a night on the tiles, could I hellejaculate so I fake mangasimed. I took her from behind grunted and spat on her back’
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.