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Quando ad una serata te e i tuoi fra volete fare sesso a vagonate e vi smezzate i preservativi.
Taylor: O raga macello stasera!
*brusio, urla di baldoria
Michael: Bro stasera mi sbatto pure i muri, quanti guanti extra hai bro?
Alex: Che taglia avevi bro?
Michael: Non ricordo bro.
Macello by steDictionary February 4, 2022
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Marcellous

The sexiest creation God has on earth, known for creativity, brains and humor.

They seem to attract everyone to them with their beautiful yet alpha personality. Don't cross a Marcellous he can be your worst nightmare.

If you have a Marcellous in your life, keep them close; They are destined for greatness, definitely chosen!
Today has been the most Marcellous day of my life!
Marcellous by UntammedTaurus December 21, 2016
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Marcellos is a very special person. Very laid back and chill. But knows how to have a good time when it's necessary. Very stern and confident in everthing Marcellos does. Caring, sweet, and very serious. A dependable person. Will make you feel like your on top of the world. Very athletic and handsome. A ladies man.
Marcellos is so funny ! I wish I was like him !

Marcello 

An Italian who can't hold a pistol properly.
Tony: Marcello!
Marcello: What is it?
Tony: What you doing?
Marcello: Holding a pistol
Tony: Mamma mia, Marcello! That's not how you hold a pistol!
Marcello: What you mean?
Tony (holding the pistol properly): THIS is how you hold a pistol! Alberto! Come-a look at Marcello!
Alberto (holding 2 rifles in the proper Italian way): *deep inhale* MAMMA MIA!!!
Marcello by Surzel December 31, 2019
she is super caring,nice,and as cute as a new born baby.has a large ass and loves black and does everything possible to make u feel loved and welcomed.shares with her loved ones.
"that girl has a big booty ,so she is definitely a Mamello" said Alicia
mamello by blackery butterfly July 27, 2017

Dirty Marcello 

When you go to that party and hook up with that crazy bitch who, after giving you a pleasant yet rough hand job, shits on your hand wherein you proceed to fist her loose vagina with your shitty hand while screaming your ex girlfriend/wife's name.
Guy 1: "Yo I heard things got real weird last night at that party."

Guy 2: "Yeah...... I gave that Dunkin Donuts bitch Stacy the old 'Dirty Marcello'."

Guy 1: ".....She shit on your hand and you fisted her screaming your ex girlfriends name? You realize she was 14 right bro?"

Guy 2: "......Fuck."
Dirty Marcello by ChrisMarcello October 11, 2012

Magic Marcello Switch 

The small buttons on IT station controls that allow switching from laptop to desktop as a source for the video projector
-The image is not coming up
-You have to press the Magic Marcello Switch
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