the latest incarnation of Macbook computers. unbelievably thin, razor sharp, and pretty much invisible all around.
by PBM19 January 16, 2008
Macbook owner: "I had to give up eating and paying rent for 3 months, but now I finally have a top of the line, new black macbook"
Steve Jobs: "Introducing the new, sleeker, thinner Macbook Air."
Macbook owner: "FUCK"
Steve Jobs: "Introducing the new, sleeker, thinner Macbook Air."
Macbook owner: "FUCK"
by RTF fo life January 16, 2008
a computer that you def cannot afford that will rape any other computer on the market. My 1.86ghz and 128gb with 6mb of L2 cashe. For those of you pricks that don't know what that means and will not know what that means for many many many years, let me explain. It is the best LAPTOP COMPUTER that they make. Period. And you dont have to run Windows OSX, YOU CAN RUN THE REAL THING.
ME AT THE LIBRARY. """"HOT ASS GIRL""""" OMG THAT IS THE COOLEST THING EVER, IS THAT A MACBOOK AIR, """""ME""""" YES, YES IT IS. """"""HOT ASS GIRL""""" CAN I SUCK YOUR DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by youcantaffordit November 25, 2010
A £1,271 party trick. Amaze your friends by putting your macbook air into an envelop. Then chuck it away and use your regular £500 laptop instead.
Macbook air owner: Look! It fits into this envelop! How cool is that?
Person: Nice, what do you do on your macbook air?
Macbook air owner: Huh?
Person: Nice, what do you do on your macbook air?
Macbook air owner: Huh?
by PepsiDude002 December 17, 2008
by lolicats September 08, 2009
A laptop that Apple got everyone to fall in love with because of the simple fact that it can fit in a Manila Envelope
Person 1: Hey let's buy a MacBook Air
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: it fits in an envelope
Person 2: why the fuck does that matter? are you going to send it to someone?
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: it fits in an envelope
Person 2: why the fuck does that matter? are you going to send it to someone?
by applealex October 06, 2009
1. An underpowered and overpriced waste of space (or lack thereof). You pay $3,000 for a computer that:
a) Runs more slowly than your previous computer
b) Lacks an optical drive (CD drive)
c) Is flimsier than the manila folder in which it can be CRAMMED
The positives...The MacBook Air:
a) Runs Leopard (slowly)
b) Is thin as shit (and about just as practical)
c) Has a full-size keyboard (fuck you)
2. Only slightly more money-efficient than gambling.
3. The epitome of Steve Jobs' reality distortion field.
a) Runs more slowly than your previous computer
b) Lacks an optical drive (CD drive)
c) Is flimsier than the manila folder in which it can be CRAMMED
The positives...The MacBook Air:
a) Runs Leopard (slowly)
b) Is thin as shit (and about just as practical)
c) Has a full-size keyboard (fuck you)
2. Only slightly more money-efficient than gambling.
3. The epitome of Steve Jobs' reality distortion field.
1. I just bought a MacBook Air. When I found out that there was no optical drive, I used its razor-sharp thinness to slit Steve Jobs' throat.
2. Vegas was more worthwhile than that piece of shit MacBook Air.
3. Steve Jobs hypnotized me with thinness then fucked me over.
2. Vegas was more worthwhile than that piece of shit MacBook Air.
3. Steve Jobs hypnotized me with thinness then fucked me over.
by Chody Wang January 18, 2008