1 definition by Chody Wang
1. An underpowered and overpriced waste of space (or lack thereof). You pay $3,000 for a computer that:
a) Runs more slowly than your previous computer
b) Lacks an optical drive (CD drive)
c) Is flimsier than the manila folder in which it can be CRAMMED
The positives...The MacBook Air:
a) Runs Leopard (slowly)
b) Is thin as shit (and about just as practical)
c) Has a full-size keyboard (fuck you)
2. Only slightly more money-efficient than gambling.
3. The epitome of Steve Jobs' reality distortion field.
a) Runs more slowly than your previous computer
b) Lacks an optical drive (CD drive)
c) Is flimsier than the manila folder in which it can be CRAMMED
The positives...The MacBook Air:
a) Runs Leopard (slowly)
b) Is thin as shit (and about just as practical)
c) Has a full-size keyboard (fuck you)
2. Only slightly more money-efficient than gambling.
3. The epitome of Steve Jobs' reality distortion field.
1. I just bought a MacBook Air. When I found out that there was no optical drive, I used its razor-sharp thinness to slit Steve Jobs' throat.
2. Vegas was more worthwhile than that piece of shit MacBook Air.
3. Steve Jobs hypnotized me with thinness then fucked me over.
2. Vegas was more worthwhile than that piece of shit MacBook Air.
3. Steve Jobs hypnotized me with thinness then fucked me over.
by Chody Wang January 18, 2008