A £1,271 party trick. Amaze your friends by putting your macbook air into an envelop. Then chuck it away and use your regular £500 laptop instead.
Macbook air owner: Look! It fits into this envelop! How cool is that?
Person: Nice, what do you do on your macbook air?
Macbook air owner: Huh?
Person: Nice, what do you do on your macbook air?
Macbook air owner: Huh?
by PepsiDude002 December 17, 2008
by lolicats September 8, 2009
Apple Computer's line of professional grade notebook computers that contain Intel x86 hardware, as opposed to IBM or Motorola PowerPC hardware. The MacBook Pro line was launched January 10th, 2006, claiming to be 4 to 5 times as fast as the (Now Legacy) PowerPC line of professional notebooks known as Powerbooks.
Steve: You going to order a MacBook Pro?
James: Hell no! POWERPC RULES!
Steve: I hear you can put Linux and Windows on it too.
James: INTEL RULES!
James: Hell no! POWERPC RULES!
Steve: I hear you can put Linux and Windows on it too.
James: INTEL RULES!
by vaxt February 21, 2006
the latest incarnation of Macbook computers. unbelievably thin, razor sharp, and pretty much invisible all around.
by PBM19 January 16, 2008
A laptop that Apple got everyone to fall in love with because of the simple fact that it can fit in a Manila Envelope
Person 1: Hey let's buy a MacBook Air
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: it fits in an envelope
Person 2: why the fuck does that matter? are you going to send it to someone?
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: it fits in an envelope
Person 2: why the fuck does that matter? are you going to send it to someone?
by applealex October 6, 2009
1. An underpowered and overpriced waste of space (or lack thereof). You pay $3,000 for a computer that:
a) Runs more slowly than your previous computer
b) Lacks an optical drive (CD drive)
c) Is flimsier than the manila folder in which it can be CRAMMED
The positives...The MacBook Air:
a) Runs Leopard (slowly)
b) Is thin as shit (and about just as practical)
c) Has a full-size keyboard (fuck you)
2. Only slightly more money-efficient than gambling.
3. The epitome of Steve Jobs' reality distortion field.
a) Runs more slowly than your previous computer
b) Lacks an optical drive (CD drive)
c) Is flimsier than the manila folder in which it can be CRAMMED
The positives...The MacBook Air:
a) Runs Leopard (slowly)
b) Is thin as shit (and about just as practical)
c) Has a full-size keyboard (fuck you)
2. Only slightly more money-efficient than gambling.
3. The epitome of Steve Jobs' reality distortion field.
1. I just bought a MacBook Air. When I found out that there was no optical drive, I used its razor-sharp thinness to slit Steve Jobs' throat.
2. Vegas was more worthwhile than that piece of shit MacBook Air.
3. Steve Jobs hypnotized me with thinness then fucked me over.
2. Vegas was more worthwhile than that piece of shit MacBook Air.
3. Steve Jobs hypnotized me with thinness then fucked me over.
by Chody Wang January 18, 2008
Wow you have a MacBook.
No a MacBook Pro.
Oh, that makes it better than a MacBook right.
Yep that's right.
No a MacBook Pro.
Oh, that makes it better than a MacBook right.
Yep that's right.
by Y-Dog123 December 21, 2011