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Tools MacBagums

A combination of the stereotypical douche and tool. This character is usually seen in many profile pictures on facebook. Tools MacBagums is usually spotted in these pictures without a shirt on and standing in front of his bathroom mirror taking a picture with his camera phone. Tools MacBagums is usually found carrying a pack of cigarettes and a max of $12.
Person 1: "Yo man what's the deal with your new profile picture?"

Person 2: "Oh you like it? Yeah I thought I'd show off my abs a little bit for the girls."

Person 1: "Yeah ok Tools MacBagums"
Related Words
Sexual explorations between three or more men.
Several of my friends invited me to a manbang party, I obviously accepted since manbangs are very educational and fun.
Manbang by RaragataR December 22, 2008
AN amazing call of duty player one of the best. nobody can touch him
WHOAA that mcbangy guy is good
Mcbangy by mcbangy November 4, 2011
having sex in a McDonald's bathroom or play area.
Kid: "woah whats that dad"
Dad: "its okay son, its just some teens having a McBang"
McBang by catdogcatdogcatdog October 27, 2019

McBangBang 

1. A McDonald's inspired sandwich comprised of 1 McDouble and 1 McChicken. The McChicken goes in between the McDouble "meat" patties. Mayonnaise is an essential feature of McBangBang.

2. The lovechild of a McDonald's McDouble and a McChicken. The McBangBang is created by putting the McChicken beteeen the two patties of the McDouble. This creation can be best enjoyed in an eat off. In order for the eat off competition to be valid all condiments must be included on the sandwich. The most traditional eat off includes two McBangBangs, a drink, and a yogurt parfait. The current record is 7 mins and 30 seconds for the full competition, but without mayo the record is 6 minutes and 39 seconds which unfortunately is an invalid time.
Ma'am I would like to order two McBangBangs and a yogurt parfait.
McBangBang by The Hungry Hustler January 23, 2010

ian-mcbanging-shit-daddy 

when you are having a shit in the toilet and forget you didnt lock the door and your dad walks in whilst you are masturbating and using your own shit as lube and your dad automatically shits himself at what he has just seen.
Tony: i was unlucky yesterday mate

Steve: why what happened?

Tony: I was having a great dirty wank when my dad caught me of guard with an ian-mcbanging-shit-daddy.

Steve: Oh man, unlucky pal but cheer up my dad nearly caught me last week but I managed to wash my dick in time.