Macallen is a cute, tall, swaggy man that will make you wet. He loves sports and hanging out with his friends. He's handsome, but he has a small dick. He is a flirt and acts gay. He acts gay but isn't. He just loves to make jokes and always has the cutes guy/girl!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'