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A girl that meets all the right criteria. Basically your type of girl, as in she ticks all the right boxes.

So in essence she is fit for you, or your size.

Usually used when trying to catch a girl's attention, best used by shouting at them, to get full effect.

Made famous in the film Kidulthood by Jay (played by Adam Deacon)
"E-YO MY SIZE!!! MY SIZE!!!" shouting at a female
My Size by ldndon March 23, 2008
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My size! 

This is the type of prank you pull on someone while they're yawning. When you see someone yawning, you yell out 'My size!', meaning that the size of your dick takes that much space.
'Oh man, I'm pretty tired.
'Yea man, so am I. *yawns*.'
'MY SIZE!'
'Yea, you feel proud of yourself, fuckboy?'
My size! by Daddy 8======D November 4, 2018

my sized bitch 

A bitch who has one or more of these traits:
1. Steals all her boyfriend's money
2. Hates everyone, but expects everyone to like her anyways
3. Very stuck up
4. Displeasing to the entire female population (this includes animals) and emits a rancid odor detectable by most
5. Gets her boyfriend way too whipped

Abbreviated: MSB
Alicia and Bethany are my sized bitches. I feel sorry for Ben and Nathan (respectively).

and

I contain no MSB
my sized bitch by Mr. Tap July 13, 2004

Oi Mysize 

Adam Deacon (A Peng Boy From Adulthood And Kidulthood) Uses This Word Meaning Gash ,Girl Wifey And That Shit.
Cam;Oi mysize
Kad; (ignores Cam)
Cam;Oi girl im talkin to man
Cam; Oi im chattin to yuu
Oi Mysize by KADiiSHA BRuuVV January 10, 2009
a word meaning girl, gash, wifey in slang terms, heard in adam deacons adamhood song and the 2006 hit film kidulthood.
"oi mysize, OI GIRL IM TALKING TO YOU"
"oiiii she is peng hot chung mysize"
Mysize by bakezyyy August 4, 2008

mysize180creamegg

Romell: hi my names mysize180creamegg. my skills are i can make a cheese on toast
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