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my pineapple 

The one that is most special to you. Your secret man. He is the one whom you wish to be with . You find him attractive in every way. Constantly, he is on your mind and you wonder if he is on yours. My pinaple is simply the your soulmate. He might not know it yet but you two will be together in the end making babies as the sun sets.
My Pineapple said hi to me today and my heart melted.
my pineapple by Sarah999 March 18, 2015
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suck my pineapple juice 

the act of sucking pineapple juice. this quote is to be used when wanting to confuse friends. it does not mean anything dirty, but most people will think that. which makes this quote so fun!
kayla likes to suck my pineapple juice long and hard.

suck my pineapple 

basically is euphemism for "suck my cock" also you can call someone a cock by saying pineapple instead and they wont know it.
"so what's up?"
"fuck you, suck my pineapple"

my gender is pineapple 

genderless, or nonbinary, such is a phrase to use when someone assumes ur gender, it is a referance to a meme that goes somthing like this "did u just asume my gender??!!?? for all u know i could identify as a pineapple!!!"
cis gendered person:hey girl sup?~
gender queer person: actually i'm not a girl, my gender is pineapple-

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026