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The MSR700 is a bolt-action rifle in zombie survival game, project zomboid. This is one of the only two bolt-action rifles in the game, the other being the MSR788. The MSR700 is just the MSR788 but worse. It does less damage (To body shots, this isnt shown on the wiki, but tested myself.) The range is lower, the bullets might be more common but hell are they heavy, and good fucking luck finding it. It is SUPPOSED to be common, apparently being able to spawn in homes, but I've actually barely ever seen this rifle. Once again, due to the nature of bolt-action guns in this game, they really suck. The fire cooldown being some of the longest in the game (Bolt-Action, duh.) and only being able to pick off one zombie at a time. Now I know nobody reads these anymore, but I made a mistake on my MSR788 definition. It can pierce up to two zombies, which makes it viable to an extent. But, our friend the MSR700 cant even pierce one zombie, making this one of the MOST useless guns in the game.
Timmy: "Wow, I found an MSR700! Must be good, right?" (This guy is new to the game.)

Jimmy: "It's literally the most ass gun known to mankind." (This guy is sane, and actually plays the game.)
MSR700 by Just a casual Plague Doctor September 26, 2023
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