MOW

(n.) Man or Woman
1. Most frequently used as a noun, to refer to androgynous person
2. Can be used as a question from one bystander to another (usually in public), in the attempt to determine the gender of a third person.
1. "Robin's a MOW, and we won't know its gender until it puts on a bathing suit in June."

2. A: "See the person with the shaved head: MOW?"
B: "Uh, I think it's a chick. Stop staring."
by verdandi. February 11, 2009
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I wish MOW had some better choices.
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Acronym, noun. Morbidly obese woman. pr: mao.
Did you hear about the tragedy at Billy's 4th of July BBQ? He let a MOW out on the deck and the dang thing collapsed.

Dear god, look at the cankles on that MOW!
by BabySizzle October 23, 2007
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short for Men Only Whores
It is a game that, surprisingly anyone can play. It is a cross between golf and football. it is played of an unlevel field( with mountains and forests etc.) that is 2 football fields wide 2 football fields long. it is an 11 on 11 game. each team has 1 putter, 1 midranger, 1 driver, and 8 defenders. the putter has a putter, the driver has a driver, the midranger has a hockey stick, and the defenders have an assortment of anything from baseball bats to machetes. the object of the game is to find the ball ( which is like a golf ball except the size of a tennis ball) and get it into the hole in the middle of the field. there are numerous traps and pitfalls that most be avoided. the winning team gets to live.
guy: Dude Joe just finished playing MOW, he says that skylar fell into a pit of dirty hookers!
other guy: damn, that sucks. but if you're gonna die in MOW, thats definitely the best way to go.
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MOW is an acroynm for "Make-Out-Whore". A MOW will meet at least one of these criteria:

1) A chick who does not put out and only exchanges saliva at the bar on a regular basis.
2) A girl who is always making out with random guys, but never taking them home.
Dude, the chick's a MOW. She won't go all the way.
by LaraCroft2011 October 19, 2010
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-Hey, did you see that bbw?
-looks more like a mow to me
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Acronym, noun. Morbidly obese woman. pr: mao.
Did you hear about the tragedy at Billy's 4th of July BBQ? He let a MOW out on the deck and the dang thing collapsed.

Dear god, look at the cankles on that MOW!
by BabySizzle October 23, 2007
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