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moseydick 

to take an excessive amount of time to complete a task
I would have gotten to the beach an hour ago but the car ahead of me was moseydicking.
moseydick by BrOhio97 August 22, 2020
Related Words
morsey moosey Morse Code Mousey Mosey morley morse morey morsel Mosey obsessed
A cute and valid cat created by Ukrainian Artist Anton Dmitrie, used as an anti-Putin symbol, and later picked up by oppressed anti-hate community rdrama.net users as their mascot and created tons of Marsey variations themselves.
r slur reddit admin: "Marsey is an alt-right Nazi hate symbol!" *erasing Marsey from r/place without cooldown
redditor: "gay mode cheating!!" *posted to r/place and got 150k+ upvotes
Marsey by marseylover April 11, 2022

Morse farting 

Named after inventor Samuel Morse, patterns of flatulence consisting of dits and dahs which can also be transcribed, most commonly onto toilet paper in the form of dots and dashes.
From his earliest youth my father demonstrated an innate talent for Morse farting for which he was, much later in his long and charmed life, eventually formally recognized for his feats of brilliant farting.
Morse farting by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2020

Waving a chipolata in the Mersey Tunnel 

The sexual act, when performed with a woman of generous genital proportions. Or a man of diminutive proportions. Or both.
She was so loose I thought I'd have to strap a board across my arse to stop myself falling in. It was like waving a chipolata in the Mersey Tunnel.

dillian morse 

Girl: He is such a Dillian Morse he is such a sexy beast
Boy: I know right.
dillian morse by Thiccboi3 October 29, 2018