Monkey Arm 

A well-formed turd that is long enough to wrap around.

She got to the toilet just in time to pinch off a foot-long steaming monkey arm.

Monkey Arm by Garbage Heap August 1, 2020

MONKEY ARM 

A HUGE THICK VEINY COCK

Never swing at a woman...Unless you swingin' yo' MONKEY ARM.

MONKEY ARM by CAPTAIN COCKMEAT June 13, 2011

steamy monkey arm 

A massive shit. One huge solid turn resembling a monkey arm.

God damn dude, I gotta go lay a steamy monkey arm.

steamy monkey arm by Drew Peacock May 13, 2005

arm-monkey 

An arm-monkey are those "friends" you probably don't really like, but hang out with just to be nice. Usually younger than you. These arm-monkeys think its "super cool" to grab your arm and hang on to it like a monkey hangs onto a branch.

You know you have an arm-monkey because you'll want to cut off your arm everytime the "monkey" comes around and holds onto it.

*Little girl comes and grabs your arm*
You: Uhh, hi?
Girl: Ohh-Ahh-Ahh (monkey noise)
You: Nuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!! I hava ARM-MONKEY!1!!!!!!!! D<

arm-monkey by dragonmangurl December 2, 2009

Monkey Arms 

A visual display of frustration or disappointment where you hang your head and raise your arms over your head and wave them back and forth in a monkey-like manner.

I could see John was having a bad day on the golf course when he went full Monkey Arms after yet another bad short.

Monkey Arms by Jake1675 May 30, 2013

Monkey Arms 

What happens to your arms when you are continually patting yourself on your back...

John had monkey arms after he finished his project.

Monkey Arms by scooter133 June 15, 2016

armpit monkey

A person who brazenly endorses or supports every opinion or proposal of an associate or superior in order to gain their respect.

This Perrey guy is totally Robby's armpit monkey.

armpit monkey by chungusniggafart May 7, 2022