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Monkey Arm 

A well-formed turd that is long enough to wrap around.
She got to the toilet just in time to pinch off a foot-long steaming monkey arm.
Monkey Arm by Garbage Heap August 1, 2020
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MONKEY ARM 

A HUGE THICK VEINY COCK
Never swing at a woman...Unless you swingin' yo' MONKEY ARM.
MONKEY ARM by CAPTAIN COCKMEAT June 13, 2011

steamy monkey arm 

A massive shit. One huge solid turn resembling a monkey arm.
God damn dude, I gotta go lay a steamy monkey arm.

arm-monkey 

An arm-monkey are those "friends" you probably don't really like, but hang out with just to be nice. Usually younger than you. These arm-monkeys think its "super cool" to grab your arm and hang on to it like a monkey hangs onto a branch.

You know you have an arm-monkey because you'll want to cut off your arm everytime the "monkey" comes around and holds onto it.
*Little girl comes and grabs your arm*
You: Uhh, hi?
Girl: Ohh-Ahh-Ahh (monkey noise)
You: Nuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!! I hava ARM-MONKEY!1!!!!!!!! D<
arm-monkey by dragonmangurl December 2, 2009

Monkey Arms 

A visual display of frustration or disappointment where you hang your head and raise your arms over your head and wave them back and forth in a monkey-like manner.
I could see John was having a bad day on the golf course when he went full Monkey Arms after yet another bad short.
Monkey Arms by Jake1675 May 30, 2013

Monkey Arms 

What happens to your arms when you are continually patting yourself on your back...
John had monkey arms after he finished his project.
Monkey Arms by scooter133 June 15, 2016

armpit monkey

A person who brazenly endorses or supports every opinion or proposal of an associate or superior in order to gain their respect.
This Perrey guy is totally Robby's armpit monkey.
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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