arm-monkey

An arm-monkey are those "friends" you probably don't really like, but hang out with just to be nice. Usually younger than you. These arm-monkeys think its "super cool" to grab your arm and hang on to it like a monkey hangs onto a branch.

You know you have an arm-monkey because you'll want to cut off your arm everytime the "monkey" comes around and holds onto it.

*Little girl comes and grabs your arm*
You: Uhh, hi?
Girl: Ohh-Ahh-Ahh (monkey noise)
You: Nuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!! I hava ARM-MONKEY!1!!!!!!!! D<

by dragonmangurl December 03, 2009

Monkey Arm

A well-formed turd that is long enough to wrap around.

She got to the toilet just in time to pinch off a foot-long steaming monkey arm.

by Garbage Heap August 02, 2020

MONKEY ARM

A HUGE THICK VEINY COCK

Never swing at a woman...Unless you swingin' yo' MONKEY ARM.

by CAPTAIN COCKMEAT May 19, 2011

Monkey Arms

A visual display of frustration or disappointment where you hang your head and raise your arms over your head and wave them back and forth in a monkey-like manner.

I could see John was having a bad day on the golf course when he went full Monkey Arms after yet another bad short.

by Jake1675 May 30, 2013

steamy monkey arm

A massive shit. One huge solid turn resembling a monkey arm.

God damn dude, I gotta go lay a steamy monkey arm.

by Drew Peacock March 30, 2005

Monkey Arms

What happens to your arms when you are continually patting yourself on your back...

John had monkey arms after he finished his project.

by scooter133 June 15, 2016