Momment

A comment left by your mother (who you reluctantly added as a friend) on your Facebook. They are typically lame and/or embarrassing and can often be a source of great entertainment for your friends. Momments are frequently deleted.

"Dude, this is killing me! I got another momment yesterday. I swear she checks my facebook daily."
"She has to stop mommenting or I'm gonna remove her as a friend."

Chad Bronson "SOO WASTEDDD WAT A NIGHTT"
Marcia Bronson "Honey, we should talk about this :("

by AriFerrari October 30, 2009

momment

A total mom comment

Mom to adult son: "You could really gain weight living in this city"
Cool passerby: "Ugh, what a momment!"

by Bond Giancarlo April 08, 2018

momment

The amount of time it ACTUALLY takes you to do what you told your kids you would do "in a moment."

"Mom, can you come wipe my butt!?"
"In a second."
"Oh no, not a momment!"

by Sassafrazzle April 09, 2021

Mommenting

When one's mother comments on their status with things like, "That's lovely, but make sure you're home by 10," or "Your friends should watch their mouths on the internet."

I bet Josh was so embarrassed by all his mother's mommenting.

by jlay9 February 28, 2010

momment

A momment is a comment made by a mother (mom).

Dad: "I'm not spending any more money on the Cubs this year.. they're just terrible."

Mom: "You mean after we go to the gift shop, right?"

Me to my brother: "that was such a classic momment."

by cmkropp May 30, 2011

ubeen momment

When you bot out so hard in valorant with Jett that you make your teamates want to blow their brains out.

what did you do yesterday?
I had a ubeen momment.

by RICHMONEYYY November 10, 2020

scrubs momment

Also called a 'Scrubs-moment', and is already defined. :)

I just had a 'scrubs momment': it was My Deja Vu, My Deja Vu :)

by Ashley Sykes February 17, 2008