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Major League Jack. Usually used to describe something indescribable.
"What can i say, i'm MLJ."

"Did you see that guy he's clothes are MLJ"
"OMG your an MLJ."
MLJ by Matrick May 13, 2013

qeadwrsfetdgryfhtugjyihkuojlipk;.mlj,nkhmbjgnvhfbcgdvxfsczdax 

you're so incredibly bored that you typed a pattern that is never been seen before. good job! now get back to what you were doing so you don't get intruble.
p1:im so bored i typed qeadwrsfetdgryfhtugjyihkuojlipk;.mlj,nkhmbjgnvhfbcgdvxfsczdax
p2:what the fuck did you just say?

mljekasto 

Blisko povezano uz rijec soft, bilo sto bijele ili izrazito svijetlo plave boje...lica, osobe, stvari, osjecaji.
"Njegovo lice je tako mljekasto."

"Pogledaj kako je mljekasta."

"A u kurac kako ima mljekaste ruke."
mljekasto by gjure dezelic November 27, 2018

mljackalica 

A small girl who makes eating noises because she's not closing her mouth
Ej bre Miljana, zatvori usta kad jedeš, mljackalica mala!
mljackalica by M1010101 July 25, 2024
MLJM or Major League JerkMate is the official Pro-league for JerkMate. The World Finals are always held in December and hosted by different cities.
If somebody was looking to enter the Pro-league they would have to be at least Platinum Puller Rank.

The ranks go
Bronze Beater
Silver Stroker
Golden Gooner
Emerald Edger
Platinum Puller
Grandmaster Baiter
Hey bro I just got an offer from a professional MLJM team!
Awesome which one?
The Washington Whites of course!
MLJM by Alistle February 13, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026