MJP

Acronym for Michael Jackson Popcorn.

It literally means I’m here for the comments.

In reference to the meme/gif/image of Michael Jackson eating popcorn that people post on comment sections.

Most likely used when a post seems particularly controversial

People on the internet arguing over anything at all...
Comment section:
“I’m just here for the comments”
“I know right, MJP”

MJP by The Beth Ever January 21, 2021

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MJP

(Masculine Junk Power)
the mesmerizing aura of certains males that leads those of the opposite sex to come hither

Allen Iverson's MJP was working so well last night that his wife volunteered to help drive some of the groupies back to their hotel.

MJP by Patchy L February 10, 2007

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Related Words

MJP • mjphobia

mjphobia

It is when someone is petrified of Michael jackson.

Person1:hEEhEE!!!
Person2:ahhhhhhhh dude you scared me man gosh don't do that i have mjphobia!

mjphobia by Carter moggz December 20, 2020

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

Word of the Day on July 7, 2026

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