MJP 

Acronym for Michael Jackson Popcorn.

It literally means I’m here for the comments.

In reference to the meme/gif/image of Michael Jackson eating popcorn that people post on comment sections.

Most likely used when a post seems particularly controversial

People on the internet arguing over anything at all...
Comment section:
“I’m just here for the comments”
“I know right, MJP”

MJP by The Beth Ever January 21, 2021

MJP  

(Masculine Junk Power)
the mesmerizing aura of certains males that leads those of the opposite sex to come hither

Allen Iverson's MJP was working so well last night that his wife volunteered to help drive some of the groupies back to their hotel.

MJP by Patchy L February 10, 2007

mjphobia

It is when someone is petrified of Michael jackson.

Person1:hEEhEE!!!
Person2:ahhhhhhhh dude you scared me man gosh don't do that i have mjphobia!

mjphobia by Carter moggz December 20, 2020