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mj hater no more 

when people use to hate michael jackson until he died and then people started to like him.
boy: i hate michael jackson
****michael jackson dies****
boy: i love michael jackson. im a mj hater no more
mj hater no more by nando92 November 4, 2009

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q 

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!
Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*
T:Wat U Doin?
P:n/m/j/c.
T:Wat Do Dat Mean Dawg?
P:It Mean Nuthin Much Just Chillin.
T:Oh OK Me 2 Dawg.
P:Man U Stupid.LOL............
n/m/j/c by Tay409 December 9, 2008
1. A myth
2. Something that is impossible
3. Michael Jordan will not be surpassed. Put him in the NBA we have now. With the touch fouls in effect, MJ would score 60+ a game.
Nobody is the next Michael Jordan (next MJ). Not Kobe, not T-Mac, not AI, nobody.
next mj by MJ23 July 13, 2006
Nazar MJ by Debskelly1985 April 4, 2023

qaszxxdertghnbvfgtyhujik,mjnhgt 

When you become so bored, and you have already done many other combinations like qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm,mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq,qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp,plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq,mnbvcxzasdfghjklpoiuytrewq and qwertyuiop.
For my report, the definition of the neucleus is qaszxxdertghnbvfgtyhujik,mjnhgt vferiogvfhbe9as8ygrvfh9w8euvigsah9euegaush
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