mitut 

A funny girl who loves to make other laugh. Always doing something crazy. The dark side she wish she never did that because she just tired. She just want someone else to do that for her. Also she likes a boy that she hate the first time she saw him. And and she also confused whether the boy likes her or not.

The only person that can do that stupid things is MITUT

mitut by Mitutututut April 14, 2019

TtaG minute 

A mythical unit of measure specifically used for time taken to ready up in a game, created by pro PUBG player: TtaG.

"ready up Eddie!" shouted gabba, "I’ll ready up in a TtaG minute" Ed replied
.....eons later climate change had taken its toll on earth as a new species emerges from the depths of the river Tems.
"just a TtaG minute longer darling!" said Becky
TtaG minutes are also commonly used by women when telling men how long it will take them to get ready before going out.

TtaG minute by polymer314 January 31, 2019

Ywo minutes 

Ywo minutes
No it isn't a typing error

Ywo is Pronounced: you

It's a remix of the term two minutes but instead of it being a duration of two minutes it can be any amount of time between a minute and a hour

gGuy: are you ready
ggGuy: no give me ywo minutes
* 30 mins later *
ggGuy: Ok, lesss gooo

Ywo minutes by TF'ingBoiHimself April 19, 2020

mittoris 

Mitt Romney’s enormous clitoris that makes all the Mormon men go wild

I was licking that mittoris up and down last night

mittoris by SexySingle69 February 11, 2023

a minute late or a second slow 

a minute late or a second slow — The epitaph for every stand up guy and hard man who dies with his boot on. They don’t die in their sleep or retire to become farmers. This is the Urban equivalent of a Viking Death without the hope of a Valhalla.

I’ll see you at the crossroads.

There in only one end for a hard man no matter how good he is: one day he will be a minute late or a second slow and he will die with iron in his hand and lead in his body.

a minute late or a second slow by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 13, 2023

Michigan Mittens 

The act of fingering 2 women at the same time on a cold winters day "Michigan Mittens"

Troy had to walk a mile in the snow to get to the party, luckily a couple of girls let him try on some "Michigan Mittens"

Michigan Mittens by LK411 February 28, 2021

5-Minute Crafts

One of the most awful content farms on the internet, along with Blossom/So Yummy. They'll post the same "hacks" and "tips" over and over again, many of which are really dangerous, especially for their target audience - kids.

Some people will say that they're completely blind to the danger of most of the actions in their videos, but they probably know what they're doing - after all, publicity is publicity.

1. Person A: "Gee, how'd you get that burn on your hand?"
Person B: "I tried following a stupid 5-Minute Crafts cooking hack. Ugh."
Person A: "Poor thing. 5-Minute Crafts is the worst."

2. *scrolling through Snapchat* "OH CRAP THEY'RE ON SNAP TOO"

5-Minute Crafts by Val the Gay Bitch February 21, 2020