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MISSION MAN 

He was a MISSION Man. Meaning he was a man with a mission. He was on a mission to sell drugs. He was a dealer in drugs. He was on a MISSION to spread the word. People who did drugs were not evil, and could "do drugs" with out being evil, or being the devil if you gave drugs ro sold drugs to other people
Crazy Jannie and her MISSION man were back in the ally trading hands
MISSION MAN by Old Man Parker December 12, 2021
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2 man mission

A mission which includes 2 females & 2 males with a goal of getting some play.
Me & my boy went on a 2 man mission with my bestfriend and her cousin.
2 man mission by imhimfr July 6, 2022

Lone man mission 

"Hey guys, wanna go to tesco to get lunch?"
"Na I can't be fucked"
"Guess I gotta do a lone man mission"
Lone man mission by Weedwun February 14, 2012

3 man mission 

What can be better than a 2 man, bkro?
A THREE MAN MISSION

WHERE 3 DUDES MEET UP WITH 3 GIRLS TO CLAIM SUMN CHEEKS
But one dude just might have to take one for the team, so… yeah. That…
And if y’all meet on tinder, make sure they’re actual girls and not dudes..
Cus then you’d be wanting to kiss a dude🤨🤨‼️‼️
Dude 1: Yo guys, I’ve just secured a 3 man mission!

It’s time to claim sumn coochie bro!!
Due 2: type shiii

Dude 3: y’all ngas better not sell me bkro Istg!…
Dude 1 and dude 2: stfu nga…
*the 3 dudes meet up with the 3 girls and the 3 girls happen to all be dudes*
Dude 1, 2 and 3: WHAT THE FUCK🤨‼️

one man mission 

when a Boy and Girl dont add friends, bestfriends, or family to dates otherwise known as a 2 man
This a one man mission she not bringing no friends and i’m not either this is not a two man

Rocket Man Is On A Suicide Mission 

A controversial statement made by President Donald Trump in response to North Korea's recent nuclear missile launches which may be a potential threat towards the United States...
Trump: The Rocket Man is on a suicide mission.
Me: Hmm...catchy but debatable statement...

man on a mission 

A situation when a young gentleman or teenager is in search to ask out a specific girl in mind out on date, a special event, etc. Asking out the girl requires planning, thought, timing, and above all: balls. This in its entirety is the mission. For the males, it is a risk asking out that girl because experiencing a rejection can be a very humbling experience for the male ("Dammit" by Blink182 describes this). However, if the girl says no, the mission is not over or failed - the mission can only be accomplished that is when the first girl says yes.
Dude 1: "Hey! Did you here he's gonna ask her to prom today!?"

Dude2: " Yeah, he's a man on a mission. As a bro, I wished him luck."

Bro 1: "Oh snap! Did he just get rejected?" Bro 2: "No... he's a on a mission, and it has just begun.