mimfa 

Stands for Missing in MotherFucking Action

Girl: Oh my gosh, I haven't seen you in so long!
Guy: Ya I have been really busy with things and haven't been able to see anyone
Girl: Seriously, you have been MIMFA

mimfa by ZeeGirl April 9, 2008

Milfaholic 

A man obsessed with staring or flirting with hot looking moms that he can’t even stay focused on a task

This dude was staring at this hot mom walking down the street when he rear ended the car in front of him.

The cop said this is the third time this guy had done this so he arrested him for being a milfaholic

Milfaholic by Tatunka December 9, 2018

Mimansa

A cute, beautiful girl with prettiest smile on earth. Whenever someone is with mimansa they feel good and feel happy, she is a secret keeper with a good heart

Like if u want to see a pretty smile see mimansa smiling

Mimansa by Magentaa June 3, 2019

MIMAL 

Geographical acronym referring to five states in the United States: Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri, Arkansas, and Louisiana.

The first letter of each of the states is taken to form the word Mimal. If you look at a United States map, you will see that these five states lined up will form an image of an elf. Minnesota is the hat. Iowa the head. Missouri the body. Arkansas the legs. Louisiana the boots.

There's just one question. What would Tennessee be?

Student 1: I can't remember the states along the Mississippi River!

Student 2: Just look for MIMAL: Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri, Arkansas, Louisiana, in that order.

Student 3: Okay, so is Tennessee supposed to be his cock?

MIMAL by J dawg123 January 26, 2008

MILFaction 

Noun referring to furtive sexual activity with a mature woman, especially one that has children.

Yeah, Snorgtee girls are hot ! But I'll settle for some MILFaction any day.

MILFaction by Juan del Taco August 16, 2011

Mirfanda

A Mirfanda is a fan of Miranda Sings, the comedic character of real-life singer Colleen Ballinger.

"Wut? Are you keeding me?! I would never cancel a trip to see all my Mirfandas at the mall!" - Miranda

Mirfanda by mandalamama314 January 21, 2015

MILFAFA 

Mother I'd Like to Fuck And Fuck Again.

Mothers, whether married, separated or divorced, that a male individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them. However, this is goes way beyond that. This woman is so fine, that once just wouldn't be enough.

Dude, she's hotter than just a "MILF", she's a "MILFAFA". One time just wouldn't be enough.

MILFAFA by Mandingo_DeSade September 3, 2010