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Cookies & MILF 

when a hot MILF (Mom I'd Like to Fuck) invites you into her house and gives you cookies and wild sex.
My best friend's Mom told me to wait in the house for my friend. She gave me Cookies & MILF.
Cookies & MILF by milfcookies01 November 22, 2011

milf and cookies 

1 Why we all go to Jon's house. (m.i.l.f., mom id like to fuck)
2 When you Pound Big Mama.
Hey ya'll milf and cookies at Jon's tonight
milf and cookies by anonymous369 October 10, 2005

Milf and Cookies 

The ultimate snack!

Much better than traditional milk and cookies.
I was really hungry after riding my Unicorn with David Hasselhoff, so we went out for Milf and Cookies
Milf and Cookies by BRayLujan August 9, 2010

Cookies And Milf

When you dunk cookies into a wet Milfs vagina
Those cookies and milf really hit the spot
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026