McBites

A name for someone you call massive (built), but in reality is not.

Person 1: "Whoa! McBites is BUILT!"
Person 2: "Who's McBites?"
Person 1: "Well, Timothy Martin, obviously!"

by x0ptimus October 12, 2011

Scratchy McBitey

A grown ass man who attacks you,gets put on his ass by you,then bites you after you've told them you will let them go when they calm down,as to make sure they dont come at you again.

"Scott is such a Scratchy McBitey..came at me for no reason."

by DrCybonix May 5, 2016

Mcbetes

A thicc bit burger that has literally everything from McDonald’s on it. Napkins, Ketchup Packs, and

I got that big, big Mcbetes

by Joe... January 11, 2020

Yeasty Mc Bites

"Yeasty Mc Bites" is a pastry that has been warmed ip to perfection inside a woman's vagina. The woman's vagina provides a heat source to cook the pasty. The pastry is bite sized and it has the consistency of yeast.

Man eating pastry: Dayum, this strudel is yeasty mc bites worthy.

Friend: i gotto get my hands on dat yeast.

by Imabossassbitch(max33) December 9, 2013