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1) 'Most Cops Are Bastards'.

2) The Belief that Not all But Most Cops are Bastards. Understanding that simply being a cop doesn't make you a bastard nor invalidate all of the good you may have done on and off the job, but the Actions of Hate and Prejudice that a Large Portion of cops have committed that makes a cop a bastard.

3) Rejects the 'Absolute' Statement that 'All Cops Are Bastards' which leaves no room for even a single cop(out of the millions in history) to be a decent person, Instead favoring the Idea that most cops are corrupt bastards and even if it's only 0.00001% of cops that aren't, that still isn't absolutely 0%.
1: ACAB! (All Cops Are Bastards)
2: Nah man Screw Absolutes, There are some decent ones that actually want to help and make a difference....but

I do agree that MCAB(Most Cops Are Bastards)
MCAB by DjinnLibby August 15, 2021
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Most cops are bastards
MCAB is a lie bro. It’s ACAB
MCAB by Eroda May 31, 2020
McAbby refers to the NCIS fandom shipping of two of CBS's shows NCIS main characters,Special Agent Timothy McGee and Forensic scientist Abby Sciuto. Abby is a technogeek goth girl, while McGee is a techno geek with a choir boy image about him. A really random and weird pairing but cute nonetheless.
I read a dreadful excuse of a McAbby fanfic the other day.
McAbby by ralphisagirl. May 11, 2007
Younger brother of John McCain. Died under suspicious circumstances after a dispute over the relative value of livestock vs produce. John McCain was considered a person of interest in the death, but the investigation stalled due to the fact that all witnesses had been dead for around 5900 years.

The investigation has recently been rekindled. John McCain calls it a witch hunt that is being orchestrated by Barack Obama. Barack Obama, who recently sent a team of 30 investigators and attorneys to Sumeria claims he has no involvement whatsoever.
McCain and McAbel were the eldest sons of McAdam and McEve.
McAbel by PaulTheBeav January 16, 2009

Tommy McAbee 

A rad mountain dude. Loves all kinds of music, but not too much rap. A Tommy McAbee likes big 4x4 trucks, but loves all kinds of cars. Plays guitar. Not so hot on the drums. A Tommy McAbee knows everything about history and is a PaulBot.

"That mountain boy listening to all that random music in that big 3500 is a huge Tommy McAbee."
Tommy McAbee by HillbillyWNC March 27, 2013

Ditchy McAbandonpants 

Pathetic loser who leaves his friends in the lurch when they needed him most. This saying may have been spawned in 2005 by the children's cartoon, "Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends".
Character 2 is attacked by a monster and his friend bugs out instead of staying to help him. After #2 gets stomped, Character 1 walks up and asks:
Character 1: "Are you ok??"
Character 2: "Sure. (pointing at the unloyal friend) No thanks to Ditchy McAbandonpants here."
Ditchy McAbandonpants by Chilingo December 21, 2005
A British person you know when you were in Britain and their last name is spelled mcaber,but they are always called “MIC-CAWBA😍😍😍”
“Hey thanks for hanging with me mr.mcaber”
“Its MIC-CAWBA🤗”
“But”
“Ayyy,MIC CAWBA!How ya doin mate?”
mcaber by Peanut butter on milk December 2, 2022
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