To smoke a lot of marijuana, and consequently speak in profoundments, most of which you think are completely mind-blowing despite the fact that they could be thought up by 5 year olds.
Marjizzle is a snazzy poodle that will savagely snap of your schlong if you let her. The key to preventing this is adding a little jizzle to your schlong. (Important note: she is very close childhood friends with Mia Khalifa)
A magoozle is a method by which we get things done in America. It's neither legal or illegal, but it gets the job done.
from Doc Maynard: The Man Who Invented Seattle by Bill Speidel
Joe is taking forever to process your request, so - instead of contacting your boss and escalating through official channels - you take Joe out for a drink and generate some goodwill. Or, you just do it anyway. Either way, the job gets done... from inside the gray area. That's a magoozle!