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To smoke a lot of marijuana, and consequently speak in profoundments, most of which you think are completely mind-blowing despite the fact that they could be thought up by 5 year olds.

"Yes, Bob, I know that grapefruits don't even look like grapes. Don't majoozle on me."

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magoozler

marijuana smoking friends.

hey isint that one of the magoozlers?

magoozler by eketron vaughn smackingsworth September 2, 2009

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magoozle

A magoozle is a method by which we get things done in America. It's neither legal or illegal, but it gets the job done.

from Doc Maynard: The Man Who Invented Seattle by Bill Speidel

Joe is taking forever to process your request, so - instead of contacting your boss and escalating through official channels - you take Joe out for a drink and generate some goodwill. Or, you just do it anyway. Either way, the job gets done... from inside the gray area. That's a magoozle!

magoozle by Jason1215 May 19, 2006

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mamoozled

Dome

You got killed

You just got mamoozled!

mamoozled by Kratos- July 4, 2018

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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