MALLETICIAN 

A person from any walk of life who is gripped by sudden insatiable urges to pound the ground with a wooden, rubber, copper or rawhide mallet. They can sometimes be seen by the side of the road banging away frantically. If you think any of your friends may be a malletician, try checking under their car seat for some kind of mallet.

Found this 'Thor' mallet in Millie's make-up bag. i'm worried she might be a bit of a malletician....

MALLETICIAN by Chuckeroon October 30, 2003

Marketician 

A marketer whose experience as a logistician and training as a marketer allow him/her to make the best decisions for a company.

The new marketer must be a marketician. He seems to understands the launch from ideation to transportation.

Marketician by MBAMike January 4, 2010