Chuckeroon's definitions

MALLETICIAN

A person from any walk of life who is gripped by sudden insatiable urges to pound the ground with a wooden, rubber, copper or rawhide mallet. They can sometimes be seen by the side of the road banging away frantically. If you think any of your friends may be a malletician, try checking under their car seat for some kind of mallet.

Found this 'Thor' mallet in Millie's make-up bag. i'm worried she might be a bit of a malletician....

by Chuckeroon October 30, 2003

Seniormalletician

A malletician of several year's experience who has refined the art by punctuating the malleting sessions with sudden, unpredictable episodes of frantic masturbation.

Crikey! Better get out of here quick! I think the seniormalletician's about to whack off!!

by Chuckeroon October 30, 2003