2 definitions by Chuckeroon
A malletician of several year's experience who has refined the art by punctuating the malleting sessions with sudden, unpredictable episodes of frantic masturbation.
by Chuckeroon October 30, 2003
A person from any walk of life who is gripped by sudden insatiable urges to pound the ground with a wooden, rubber, copper or rawhide mallet. They can sometimes be seen by the side of the road banging away frantically. If you think any of your friends may be a malletician, try checking under their car seat for some kind of mallet.
Found this 'Thor' mallet in Millie's make-up bag. i'm worried she might be a bit of a malletician....
by Chuckeroon October 30, 2003