The device used to scream out mindless drivel when you want to look like a piece of shit troglodyte.
"Get the MAGA-Phone out of the back of my pick-up Jimmy-Jo, I have to scream at them Libtards over dur"
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It eventually became clear to all of her friends and followers that she was living the megaphone life to obscure the fact that her life was in truth, completely empty.
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by Ann Brown April 10, 2008
Get the megaphoned mug.Someone who sounds like your mother, either in vocal quality, mannerism, or content. (Etymology: A quasi-homophone of homophone.)
Caller: Hello, is John there?
John: Yeah, it's me, Mom.
Caller: Actually, this is Janice from AT&T. Would you like to upgrade your service? We're offering a special to people in your area.
John: <hangs up> Dang, I was tricked by that mamaphone!
Girlfriend: Frank, be back here by 7. No excuses.
Frank: Yes, dear.
Frank's bro: Dude, your mamaphone girlfriend just set you a curfew!
John: Yeah, it's me, Mom.
Caller: Actually, this is Janice from AT&T. Would you like to upgrade your service? We're offering a special to people in your area.
John: <hangs up> Dang, I was tricked by that mamaphone!
Girlfriend: Frank, be back here by 7. No excuses.
Frank: Yes, dear.
Frank's bro: Dude, your mamaphone girlfriend just set you a curfew!
by QuinP December 13, 2010
Get the mamaphone mug.An activity performed by a crowd in which the crowd repeats all the words of a single speaker giving a speech. Invented to circumvent rules against electronic means of amplification of anyone's voice in certain public areas during protests. Although suitably disconcerting and emotional, pretty much useless for any actual communication.
Although Michael Moore made effective use of the people's megaphone, the fact remains that he is a douchebag.
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Get the people's megaphone mug.The act of taking a shit in a toilet, looking at the reflection of the shit, and then sucking up or forcing the shit back inside yourelf for business or pleasure.
(the relflection of the shit evokes the emotion to force it back into yourself, this is key)
(the relflection of the shit evokes the emotion to force it back into yourself, this is key)
Kip: I can't believe you have never maxaphoned. Hey Bobby do you maxaphone?
Bobby: Ya i did twice today. Kelby what about you?
Kelby: Ya man i've done it twice since we've been here. What about you Colin? Wait where's Colin?
Kip: He's maxaphoning.
Bobby: Ya i did twice today. Kelby what about you?
Kelby: Ya man i've done it twice since we've been here. What about you Colin? Wait where's Colin?
Kip: He's maxaphoning.
by Maxaphoneman247 December 22, 2009
Get the maxaphone mug.Besides the well-known term used for the description of something that amplifies people's voices (or grunts) with the intent mainly being on annoying everyone in a 1 mile radius.
To the same effect, a megaphone is also a person that thinks the person on the receiving end of the phone conversation must be deaf, or they are at a rave, so their voice must overcome all other noises. No matter what, their grating utterances find their way into your brain, often causing it to melt completely, or if you are lucky, cause your cells to spontaneously combust. If you are not lucky, then you are left alive, and must live with these people until you are so old that you do go deaf, or fall down a stairwell and (due to the immense friction created), spontaneously combust.
You will know these "megaphones" when you see them, as they talk rather loudly (even when off the phone), and often resemble small useless animals. Like poodles. They are mainly self-important individuals that think they are the sole creator of the universe, and of course, their opinions are fact, up is down, and left is actually right.
I have a sneaking suspicion these devils are somehow connected with the big brother.
There is no cure, short of eliminating all said individuals, and or taking out their vocal cords (or tongue).
To the same effect, a megaphone is also a person that thinks the person on the receiving end of the phone conversation must be deaf, or they are at a rave, so their voice must overcome all other noises. No matter what, their grating utterances find their way into your brain, often causing it to melt completely, or if you are lucky, cause your cells to spontaneously combust. If you are not lucky, then you are left alive, and must live with these people until you are so old that you do go deaf, or fall down a stairwell and (due to the immense friction created), spontaneously combust.
You will know these "megaphones" when you see them, as they talk rather loudly (even when off the phone), and often resemble small useless animals. Like poodles. They are mainly self-important individuals that think they are the sole creator of the universe, and of course, their opinions are fact, up is down, and left is actually right.
I have a sneaking suspicion these devils are somehow connected with the big brother.
There is no cure, short of eliminating all said individuals, and or taking out their vocal cords (or tongue).
"Oh crap, I just got done talking to a megaphone, and I think she blew my zarking eardrums out! aieeee!"
by Hans le Noir December 23, 2005
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