maxaphone

The act of taking a shit in a toilet, looking at the reflection of the shit, and then sucking up or forcing the shit back inside yourelf for business or pleasure.
(the relflection of the shit evokes the emotion to force it back into yourself, this is key)

Kip: I can't believe you have never maxaphoned. Hey Bobby do you maxaphone?
Bobby: Ya i did twice today. Kelby what about you?
Kelby: Ya man i've done it twice since we've been here. What about you Colin? Wait where's Colin?
Kip: He's maxaphoning.

maxaphone by Maxaphoneman247 December 22, 2009

Anglo-Saxon Saxaphone 

A meaningless term, normally used by morons, idiots, dimwits and dorks, to refer to Anglo-Saxons, revealing a lack of intelligence and mental creativity in the person who says it. Initially used as a term in the mid to late 1980s by Kempke when his English teacher was discussing Anglo-Saxons, wherefor he turned to Skoudas and said laughingly, "Anglo-Saxon Saxaphone! Anglo-Saxon Saxaphone!"

Kempke, laughing, and with a red face, turned his half-hearted attention away from the teacher to face Skuodas and in a hardly concealed voice, whispered loudly, "Anglo-Saxon saxaphone! Anglo-Saxon saxaphone!"

Anglo-Saxon Saxaphone by P'tainz October 7, 2010

megaphone life 

A term to describe the compulsive behavior of putting everything you do “on blast” such as on FB, Instagram, tweeting, blogging and the like.

It eventually became clear to all of her friends and followers that she was living the megaphone life to obscure the fact that her life was in truth, completely empty.

megaphone life by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2020

maliphoneism

When your iphone autocorrects the word you misspell into something ridiculously different from the one you aimed for. Derived from malapropism.

My iPhone just pulled another maliphoneism, it changed neverending to Nebraskan. Good call, brain inside my iPhone!

maliphoneism by mariadeathstar November 27, 2010

saxaphone 

A butchery of the word "saxophone."

If you see someone referring to "saxaphones," you know that they don't know a damn thing about music.

saxaphone by Fire August 28, 2004

saxaphone 

How idiots spell saxophone.

idiot: hi my name is **** and i play the saxaphone.
me: hi my name is ******* and you're an idiot. please excuse yourself to the corner of the room where all the other saxOphone rejects congegrate. don't forget to introduce yourself to kenny g.

saxaphone by krddovs May 27, 2006

saxaphone 

how ignorant people spell "saxophone." they deserve to be clouted.

"Hey, is that a saxaphone?"
"NO. It's a saxophone." *clout*

saxaphone by mixolydian April 7, 2010