You are at a pool hall and see a group of Asian pool players walk through the door.
Kelly: Wow...look at those Mafs
OR
Kelly: Well it looks as though we are going to have some major Maf competition tonight.
When your laptop doesn't turn on because it is out of charge. you have no idea why it is not working and you go to an I.T worker to fix the problem. When you get there the I.T worker plugs your laptop to charge it turns on instantly....... FUCK
Christian: wtf is my laptop turning on.
.... 2 days later ...
Christian: so my computer for some reason hasn't been turning on.
(I.T worker puts cable into computer)
I.T Worker: you dumb shit!
Christian: indeed.
Mafs