MACPAW

MACPAW stands for Make A Difference, Punch A Woman.

-Hey, did you hear about the guy in New York who punched women?

-Hell yeah! I guess he decided to go MACPAW !

by Portuguese MACPAW April 15, 2024

Normal Macaw

A Macaw that can be dyed blue to represent the dead blue macaws.

Normal Macaw are colored white. Because white things are normal

Black boi: Normal Macaw
White boi: What the heck? What is a normal macaw? What color is it?
Black Boi: White. Because white things are normal

True story.

by BitchWithDumbDefinitions October 6, 2019

Moutohura Macaws

The Best professional quidditch team in New Zealand. Known for there speed and agility the Macaws are a very well-reknown southern hemisphere team. Often seen performing in the Australian league of quidditch and Pacific rink.

Signature Play: The Mac-adrado (mix of Macaw and Latin adrado meaning to pare close) This play is similar to the dunk in the muggles game of basketball. The beaters block the center and hit the bludgers towards the keeper. The center then throws the quaffle into the hoop from a very close range guaranteeing points for the team.

Team Colours: Blue, Yellow and Red.

"can't wait for the Moutohura Macaws game tonight!"

by Lathius February 7, 2013

swab macaw

a well liked sociable white boy

He's so swab macaw. I can't wait to hang out with him!

by Tia Kell May 10, 2014

macpaddy

This is what happens when a company finds out that they're in the poo after diddling someone, and then finding out that they're working for the press.

"I asked him for a tracking number for my Macpadd , but he threw a Macpaddy"

by Loonybean November 4, 2009

macpadd

A mythical device said to be created by unicorns and fairies that will cure you from STD's, cancer, receding hairline, gingivitis and most cases of jock itch. Will not protect you from the H1N1 virus as it is used in the manufacturing process.

An actual sample of said device has never been found since the Mythical Creatures Manufacturing Union chapter 48 has closed down talks and have went on strike.

Tom: Man come look at this cool ass Macpadd mouse pad I'm going to order. It says that I can save the world if I purchase this thing.

Frank: What? It's a slab of aluminum with some rubber shelf matting. I can make you that right now in the garage.

Tom: But look, it says it will protect me from the H1N1 virus. You know I don't like getting sick.

Frank: It's aluminum. A quick shot of Lysol, or better yet bleach, would work out better.

Tom: But I'm an Apple connoisseur and I need this. It has Mac in the name so it must be fancy.

Frank: Whatever. It's your money asshat. I'm going to the bar.

by NunyoBidnez November 4, 2009

Macawkward

variation of hawkward, derived during the movie Rio. Meaning a whole other level of awkwardness. when saying the word macawkward you must awkwardly move your hands up and down like you are a macaw.

The moment when your hot tub is green the morning after suspicious things happened the night before, and you parents ask why...

Macawkward.

When you forget to shave your legs and your friend pets them during a movie saying "pretty cat, pretty cat"...

Macawkward.

When your at a retirement home and an old lady starts to take off her shirt in front of you for no reason...

Macawkward.

by MoonyMoon May 7, 2011