M.I.R.F. 

Mothers I Refuse to F*ck.

Although Amir claims to have the hottest wife on the planet, to me she is nothing but a M.I.R.F.

M.I.R.F. by THe MILF hunter June 17, 2013

M.I.R.F. 

Mom I'd Rather Fuck. When you see a mother and daughter and you would rather fuck the mom because she is far better looking than the daughter.

Guy 1: "Dude, that chick is bangin'!"
Guy 2: "Yeah but her mom is definitely a M.I.R.F."

M.I.R.F. by srfsk8snow9 April 3, 2010

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q 

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!

Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q by RANDOMPERSON22345 January 7, 2022

I.R.W.T.T.Y.H.M.I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.F.T.A.S.W.A.M 

I really want to tell you how much I love you but I know you don't feel the same about me.

I.R.W.T.T.Y.H.M.I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.F.T.A.S.W.A.M means I really want to tell you how much I love you but I know you don't feel the same about me.

I.R.W.T.T.Y.H.M.I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.F.T.A.S.W.A.M by Crystal_Snow December 20, 2022

F.I.R.M. FAM

A member of Phi Beta Sigma, founded Sigma Lambda Beta who is bound to Sigma Lambda Gamma. Together with Zeta Phi Beta, the four are know as the

F.I.R.M. FAM

Beta: Yo, Cuzzo wats's good
Sigma: Aooooooooaaaaah
GDI: How they know each other?
Sigma&Beta: Oh, our fathers are brothers!
GDI: Oh, I See The Resemblance!
Hello we are the F.I.R.M. FAM

F.I.R.M. FAM by Sigma11HA April 30, 2011

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The sensation of bashing the space bar is satisfying. Otherwise, you are bored. Good luck curing it. You're too deep in.

z a q 1 2 w s x 3 e d c 4 r f v b g t 5 6 y h n 7 u j m k I 8 9 o l p 0 is the only thing curing my boredom.

z a q 1 2 w s x 3 e d c 4 r f v b g t 5 6 y h n 7 u j m k I 8 9 o l p 0 by 1z2x3c4v5b6n7m890 December 4, 2025

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