Lyroid
Lyroid by WB&AJwordsmiths August 13, 2016
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Lycroid
An obsessive cycling hobbyist that wears full body lycra. Spends their summer cycling cross-country.
Considers cycling a sport.
Thinks they represent the "cycling community".
Up until recently most cycling laws were based around their niche hobby, assuming the average cycling speed is 30 km/h, even on inclines.
Likes to remind everyone of the city by-laws they pushed for that everyone hates by respectfully screaming at every intersection.
Also yells at anyone rude enough to cause him to slow down.
Somehow a nuisance to automobiles, cycling commuters, and pedestrians.
Judges anyone who likes to bike on the sidewalk when the only alternative is high speed traffic or painted gutters.
Probably hasn't gotten off their bike for the last 10 years.
Strong leg muscles to attract male ostriches.
100% chance to be male. Yes.
Considers cycling a sport.
Thinks they represent the "cycling community".
Up until recently most cycling laws were based around their niche hobby, assuming the average cycling speed is 30 km/h, even on inclines.
Likes to remind everyone of the city by-laws they pushed for that everyone hates by respectfully screaming at every intersection.
Also yells at anyone rude enough to cause him to slow down.
Somehow a nuisance to automobiles, cycling commuters, and pedestrians.
Judges anyone who likes to bike on the sidewalk when the only alternative is high speed traffic or painted gutters.
Probably hasn't gotten off their bike for the last 10 years.
Strong leg muscles to attract male ostriches.
100% chance to be male. Yes.
"Excuse me, you should be on the road with all the other vehicles." - 30 year old professional lycroid.
"Get out of the bike lane!" - Lycroid to children and/or elderly crossing the bike lane
"Why would you slow down at an intersection?" - Lycroid
"You commute with your bike? Can you link me your Strava path? What, you use Google Maps?? Normie." - Terminal Lycroid
Coming from your left:
"What the hell man?! We're rightful vehicles on the road. WATCH. THE. FUCK. OUT."
"I'm gonna BIIIIIKKEEE" - Proceeds to bike for a 4 hour 'short trip'
"Get out of the bike lane!" - Lycroid to children and/or elderly crossing the bike lane
"Why would you slow down at an intersection?" - Lycroid
"You commute with your bike? Can you link me your Strava path? What, you use Google Maps?? Normie." - Terminal Lycroid
Coming from your left:
"What the hell man?! We're rightful vehicles on the road. WATCH. THE. FUCK. OUT."
"I'm gonna BIIIIIKKEEE" - Proceeds to bike for a 4 hour 'short trip'
LYRIDEOS
Lyrics + Video = LYRIDEOS
Term In Which Orignal Music Videos And Lyrics Of A Song Are Included
Started By A YT Channel Named SICICK LYRIDEOS
Term In Which Orignal Music Videos And Lyrics Of A Song Are Included
Started By A YT Channel Named SICICK LYRIDEOS
That LYRIDEOS Was Aesthetic AF
LYRIDEOS by @BajiraoShashwat November 9, 2022
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Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026
Hair spider
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026