Someone or something that is so special in the head that it makes you want to kill your goldfish and blow up a European alpaca farmer and kiss the earlobe of George Washington Carver out of complete spite of them.
That seems to be a lyerquaducker, if you were to ask me.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.